Sightings.

This guy has something that will probably look good in a loft, truth is, he probably lives in a drain.


I have been trying to get a photo of this guy for ages. His dread is one of the grossest things that I have ever seen. Ever. Imagine being his partner and at night wrapping yourself up in his disgusting hair, all warm and stinky. Chances are there is a family of mice living in it that he doesn't even know about.


I had to wake this guy up because he kept nodding off on to some poor girl. He was also gross but had a fistful of cash which on reflection I probably could have stolen off him without him noticing.

If the found shoe fits, shit.

More enlightening images from my trips to and from work.

A guy doing the classic 'spare change?' thing with a cup on the tram.


A guy shooting up in toilet across the road.


A guy passed out in the toilet across the road with a cop standing over him. Sorry for the blur.


Remnants of some weird street fight between a gang of teenage girls and some junkies.


There was blood on my sign. Insert 'sign of the times' gag here.


Not a very good photo of above incident.


Guy chroming on the tram.


Guy looking surprised that someone would take a photo of him chroming on the tram.

I do movies now.

Melbournes wild life in its natural state.

Possum.


Possum.


Pigeon.


Pigeons eating a chicken drumstick.

Nothing to see here.

Guy passed out with his giant bottle of wine. It's about 2.30pm.



No Left Turn and Neonard leaving the toilets after shooting up together.



A bust outside the toilets. I had to put my camera away because heaps of cops rocked up just after this. It was a real bummer, because if I had had more balls I could have got a great bunch of photos.



These next two are a junkie mum and dad going into the toilet with their kid and shooting up. I don't like these people.





This guy is always hanging around and begging. I can't think of a suitable name for him, other than 'Mouth breather' because he always has his mouth open like he is getting his nutrients from the air. How about 'Land based miniature whale junkie'?



Guy huffing across the road from my work.



Victoria st smack dealer.